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SmartAlex
05-30-2009, 07:56 PM
This morning, about 4:30am, I woke up to the cold thought . I still haven’t really broken in my tall boots. Those things can be painful. I’ve read up on COTH how best to break them in. I have the Vogels Conditioner, and the Ko-Cho-Line. I know all about soaking them in warm water and wearing them until they stretch. When I first put them on in March, after not wearing them for a year and a half, I found I couldn’t even get them all the way up my calves. I had to have my husband extricate me from their vise grip. It took ten minutes for the claustrophobia to subside, and the feeling to return to my toes. I started wrapping my calves in plastic wrap when I went to the gym hoping to sweat off just enough to get those boots up over my breeches. My goal for this spring was to break them in and wear them each time I ride (instead of my beloved and oh so comfy half chaps) so when I make it to the one show a year that I take the time to go to, I won’t feel like I am wearing such a foreign outfit.

That’s the one thing I hate about showing. Whether it’s the saddle suits or the high boots, the habits feel so alien. Another thing that popped into my mind was to clip Grey’s bridle path, since I was thinking about taking a picture of the world framed through Saddlebred ears (a la Jeanie), and, in a moment of higher than average sense of self preservation, that I ought to take my cell phone with me when I ride. I rarely use my cell, although, if I long line when there is no one in the barn, I have often clipped it to my belt just in case. It’s doubtful, in an emergency that I would be able to call for help, but we do what we can.

After breakfast, I started to get ready to head to the barn, and my mind snapped back to my predawn thoughts…wear boots, remember cell phone. I remembered the discomfort and frustration of not being able to get my boots on over the breeches, and I remembered my first ever ride in them when my horse threw in a crow hop, and those slick calves failed to grip sending me bouncing over the cantle, off his rump, and Whomp! Into the sand on my fanny. I’m afraid of the boots! I must conquer my fear and just put them on. No matter how many threads I read, or how many products I buy, the only way to break them in is to put the darn things on and suffer it out. So I did. I was pleasantly surprised when they slid over my breeches and all the way up my calves. Yay SaranWarp! I took my cell phone out, flipped it on, and clipped it to my waistband. Ready to ride! I threw a boot jack and a pair of flip flops in a bag just in case my resolve waivered, and headed to the barn.

Grey was in an unusual mood. Granted I hadn’t actually ridden since last weekend, but he had been turned out and ought to be sane enough. I decided to longe him before riding. I don’t usually, unless he is in such a mood where he is actually blowing and snorting in the cross ties while I’m tacking up. This was one of those days. A quick longe, I made sure the saddle was very tight, and headed out down the road. As I headed up the driveway, I called to Mom “I’m headed straight down Mead Road, and I have my cell in case I have a problem”. Prophetic words to say the least.

We went for a nice ride down the road we took last weekend. Almost a mile from home, I see the neighbor has turned 30 heifers out in the pasture along the road. Grey has never seen a herd of cows before, so I knew there was going to be a problem. I wanted him to go by since living in dairy country, you can’t get far in any direction without encountering cows. I figured he would snort and hunker down and charge past in typical Saddlebred fashion. He danced around for about 5 minutes arguing with me and throwing a bit of a fit, then decided he was going to give it a try. I was settled deep in my saddle, feet firmly in both stirrups, and a handful of mane. I was ready to ride. He hunkered down and started to trot. I looked at the toe marks after, he was really digging in. This startled the cows, who had been watching him with rapt attention.

So, Grey scares the cows, who start to jump and scatter, which, in turn scares Grey. He threw it into high (and I mean HIGH) gear, and flat out bolted. Fastest furlong on record for a Saddlebred. I was ready for something, not necessarily that. He stuck pretty close to the shoulder, but I did hear some scraping of pavement. After about 20 strides of blind runaway, I sat up and said “take it easy you fool, you’ll slip and kill us both.” I have to give him credit, he pulled up on his own. Then he struck a park trot and started flagging his tail and whistling. We went another half mile, and I was starting to worry about getting back past those cows. We got to within about a hundred yards when he started to blow and snort again. I was afraid he was going to pull the same shenanigans, only this time, the cows wouldn’t be up against the corner, they would be free to follow us back down the fence line towards home.

We sat around for about 15 minutes while I weighed my options. The cows were very interested and not going anywhere. Opposite the pasture is an old pasture and a field. I really considered this route, even going so far as to ride into the old pasture and look around. The field is owned by my mother’s cousin, but I didn’t know who owned this pasture. I’m pretty fussy about not riding on land without permission, and I wasn’t sure of the footing, or that the old barbed wire fence had been removed. Scrap Option #1. Option #2: Dismount and attempt to lead him past. My last horse flat out ran me over the first time he saw a cow. I have bad associations with leading horses past cows. I’m staying up here. Scrap Option #2. Grey was still snorting every 2 minutes, and getting himself more worked up. I was getting a little fed up. I told him “You are seriously ruining my day. I have things to do.” My voice of self preservation popped into my head. “What if he bolts again, slips on the road, throws you or falls? How will a trip to the emergency room, or chasing him all over the countryside, and possibly waiting for the vet all afternoon affect your schedule?” Point taken. Time to use a life line and call a friend. This must be why, today of all days I brought my cell with me.

I had a hard time getting signal, but I managed to get my Mom headed my way in the car with a lead rope and a bucket of grain and no idea what we were up against. Good Ole’ Mom. Nearly forty years, and she’s still bailing me out of tight spots. With the bad signal she knew he was balking at something and figured he needed cajoling past some scary object. When she pulled up, Grey had worked his way about 50 feet into the hayfield, and was rooted in place with his head thrown up, snorting. She simply said “I see the problem.” Then asked “How did you get past the first time?” You don’t wanna know! I got off him, and we tried leading him forward, but he was way past simply being nervous about something new, and had figured that bolting saved his hide once before, and now it was an excellent option to consider. Mom would not let me try riding past again, wisely refusing to have her first born atop a panicked horse. Her first born was still not happy about being afoot next to a horse panicked over cows.

After about 5 minutes, Mom declared “we need drugs”. Back she goes in the car. I got back on and rode him away from the cows to get him calmed down again. Mom came back with drugs, a halter, and my step dad. We put his halter on, gave him some drugs. I was thinking it was Banamine, but that’s a pain killer right? So it must have been the Rhompum. We rarely use drugs, and just keep them around for emergencies such as colic or a horse that fights the trailer. This qualified as an emergency. We took off my nearly new, Stubben saddle and put that safely in the trunk. Waited, gave him more drugs. Grey showed little or no sign of relaxing, but he seemed more at ease if only because he was now surrounded by his entire “posse” and knew we would come up with a solution for him.

Step Dad went to see about moving the cows. I wasn’t sure that would work since they were excited and likely to come stampeding back just for fun. We all grew up on farms, and we are well aware of typical cow behavior. It was doubtful these giddy spring heifers were going to cooperate with our agenda. But, as luck would have it, there was a Mallard duck nesting near them, and Richard scared her, and that scared the cows, so they headed for the woods. Mom and I were able to lead Grey, one on each side, past the pasture with him dancing between us like a racehorse on the way to the post. I was still half a mile from home, and by now my ankles were feeling a bit bruised from these darn boots, so I wasn’t in the mood for walking. I would pick today, of all days, to break in the boots.

We got him saddled again and I rode him home. He behaved fine, but was a little jittery in spots. This was one of those situations where I was glad I had time to press Pause, think things through, and come up with a safe way out. The whole thing added an hour to my morning, but at least neither one of us got hurt. Thank Heaven for that little voice of Self Preservation.

LLavery
05-31-2009, 08:29 AM
Now that sounds like a "bugs in your teeth opportunity!"
LFLavery

D_BaldStockings
05-31-2009, 12:39 PM
Sounds like we will be doing more transitions and bending exercises out on the trail...
Gosh, I bet it was impressive to find out Grey had that overdrive gear!

Good call getting out of that one, looking forward to future adventures and growing Grey's bravery factor.

Everyone will probably hate me for this but there was a reason for using those fire extinguishers while working a horse...

mskyar
05-31-2009, 03:39 PM
Sounds like quite an exciting and eventful ride! So glad you had your cell with you so you could get re-enforcements. It is nice that Grey has faith in his "posse" to save him from bad-scary things. It was my experience that Rhompum usually didn't work well when the horse is already "wound up" (as you discovered). So how bad are your ankles bruised?

vlayne
05-31-2009, 03:56 PM
I figured he would snort and hunker down and charge past in typical Saddlebred fashion.

You are far braver than I.

I have found that whatever I expect a horse to do - it does. To circumvent their ability to read minds, I always expect them to BEHAVE themselves, remain calm and not hurt themselves or anyone.

So far, having THAT as an expectation has served me much better than expecting trouble. :laugh:

SmartAlex
05-31-2009, 06:30 PM
Now that sounds like a "bugs in your teeth opportunity!"
LFLavery

:w00t: Skipped the teeth... straight down the gobbler!

SmartAlex
05-31-2009, 06:32 PM
Sounds like we will be doing more transitions and bending exercises out on the trail...


My dressage vocabulary escapes me at the moment, but as we did a neat sideways sort of passage, my brain went "and we skipped the splint boots 'cause we weren't doing any lateral work" !

SmartAlex
05-31-2009, 06:40 PM
So how bad are your ankles bruised?

Smooshie, but no actual bruises. Thankfully, they were half broken in. The boots are now my old war buddies.

SmartAlex
05-31-2009, 06:59 PM
I have found that whatever I expect a horse to do - it does. To circumvent their ability to read minds, I always expect them to BEHAVE themselves, remain calm and not hurt themselves or anyone.

So far, having THAT as an expectation has served me much better than expecting trouble. :laugh:

Me too, but when I saw that mass of cows, I knew I was WAY in over my head. I was very pleased when I felt him go "OK, if you say we go past, then we go past." And, fairly startled when he bolted. I think if I had an extra 45 minutes or so to meditate and visualise us going back past on the opposite side of the road in some sort of organised fashion, I might have had a chance. As it was, I made the decision to just get it over with. :blush: I just think it was the day that my number came up. Why else would I wake up at 4:30 a.m. with the thought that I should ride with my cell?.... And, when I cross posted this on COTH, as I signed out I noticed it was my COTH post #666. Someone else noticed it too, and no, I don't think it was a coincidence! I really think my guardian angel was working Overtime.

vlayne
05-31-2009, 07:28 PM
I've had days like that, too, where the universe conspires. For me or against me, sometimes I can't tell.

mskyar
05-31-2009, 09:03 PM
By the way, the blog on this episode is absolutely wonderful.....I love Greys description of the "wild animals from a foreign country"!!! Laugh out loud funny!!!!!!!!!! (And am glad your ankles aren't too bad)

Gus0429
06-01-2009, 08:45 AM
Brita,

You and Lonnie should write a book together. You both really know how to tell a story. Love reading your stories and you blog. Very, very entertaining.

scrtwh
06-10-2009, 07:21 AM
Me too, but when I saw that mass of cows, I knew I was WAY in over my head. I was very pleased when I felt him go "OK, if you say we go past, then we go past." And, fairly startled when he bolted. I think if I had an extra 45 minutes or so to meditate and visualise us going back past on the opposite side of the road in some sort of organised fashion, I might have had a chance. As it was, I made the decision to just get it over with. :blush: I just think it was the day that my number came up. Why else would I wake up at 4:30 a.m. with the thought that I should ride with my cell?.... And, when I cross posted this on COTH, as I signed out I noticed it was my COTH post #666. Someone else noticed it too, and no, I don't think it was a coincidence! I really think my guardian angel was working Overtime.

Ahhh, the dreaded cow, fetchez la vacque!!! Don't forget the great horse-eating turkeys stalk the out of doors too!!:laugh:

SmartAlex
06-10-2009, 07:47 AM
Here's a flollow up to the Whiz Kid's reaction to wild animals. Right after the cow induced bolt, we spooked a deer out of the ditch right under his nose. His reaction? Mild curiousity.

Last Saturday, I rode him along our own pasture with the two red steers just across the fence. His reaction? Mild curiousity. As is... "hey look, there's Duke and Carl. I wonder how their day is going?"

I did decide though, that I will never ever ever be riding in the direction of the local llama farm.

attafox
06-10-2009, 09:57 AM
Brita - I dare you ... just once ...

The elephant getting off the trailer to entertain the kids at a birthday party. Who trumpets at the pretty horsie.

And, like an elephant, two years later, she remembers that corner and looks for the damn trailer and elephant every time.

BTW, she loffs llamas and has to go investigate them at the parades. She even protects the other horses from them.

Now, getting her to cross an inch wide ribbon of water? :clown:

SmartAlex
06-10-2009, 10:19 AM
An Elephant? Oh GAWD! :eek: I can't even imagine. I consider it a success when we warm up in the arena next to the 4-H hog auction and don't have an issue.

As for the llamas, you must really have it in for me :devil2: !!! :laugh: Who knows though, he might like them. They sort of spook me though. Get me close to a llama, and I suddenly understand why people who have never been around horses are intimidated. I just can't read their body language.

It is funny what flaberghasts our horses. Sometimes you can just see them flipping through their mental notes. Not a horse, not a human, not a manure spreader, bigger than a bread box, smells funny, appears to have teeth... nope, never seen this thing before. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

rhettdgn
06-10-2009, 06:17 PM
I love your stories and comments!!1 ROTFLMAO!!!

Sorry to laugh, but I can just picture this all playing out.

Maybe we could get an assortment of lifesized posters to put up all around for your boy to get used to seeing the variety out there after him!!!

Definitely had an adventure for yourself! Everytime I get around Llamas they pin their ears and spit- probably the only critter I wouldn't want to have!!!

dbdg
06-14-2009, 01:40 PM
LOL. i got a new racking horse this year to trail ride and he was scared of cows now he snorts and gets excited because i have created a monster letting him go into a fast high rack when we go by them.

attafox
06-14-2009, 04:02 PM
Brita,

I had no idea what was coming out of that trailer. They dropped the ramp and my jaw dropped. Her belly went to about 2 feet from the ground because all 4 legs splayed out and planted themselves. Heart was pounding and I didn't dare ask her to move forward because I was absolutely in the dark as to which way we were going to go (up, down, forward, sideways, spin?). And that elephant thought she was adorable. Trumpets, flaps his ears and justs makes eyes at her. I think her muscles were too scared to bolt because she did move forward at a walk, but her nose was glued to my knee looking backwards.

The rest of the ride? She jumped out of her skin at everything. Convinced that a stone wall was going to eat her. When they told us that the Hollywood Parade was going to have an elephant, I was like, "where is he in the line up and where is he pre-parade?"

Although when we got back to the barn and I told my trainer - that look was priceless.